 When i open my eyes every
morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why
should only i suffer!!!
One day Santas
Girlfriend asks him,
Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santa:
Ya
sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were
born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving
d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...
Do U know the
fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats
why boys go to college regularly....
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont
have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating
fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines,
Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the
next 12 months!!!!
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying
2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2
call is on tree plz try later.
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the
sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry,
I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food
I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell
off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the
bathroom
Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he
won a toaster
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r
drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all
things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U
cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i
lauf again
An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life &
who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!
I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was
positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the
wrong button u'll be disconnected!
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MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy
EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??
This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot
cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
I send dis fish as a
sign of friendship><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it
in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)
b
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon
instead of mobile. The very next day
pigeon reached raja without any
message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid
can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it.
please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to
ATM machine???????
terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs
or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15
litres.
Dear user,your wife can become mother without
your struggle!Just SMS 'CHILD' or call customer care at 9890****** & be a
tension-free DAD!
A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their
son,but they dont know proper word to print,so they printed the wording :THE
CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS:
Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please slow down
the speed of car.Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..Husband:the
Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh..
Why do couples hold hands during their
wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a
formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just
check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out
box, and whenever u want to
enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy.
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.FRM MALEFTY (KG)
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